Preface

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    Let's face it, folks, the world is going to hell in a hand basket and
    we're all being fucked over by the fascist regimes that we live in.
    The government, school, work, whatever...they're all out to get us
    and make our life miserable. They expect us to be robots, soldiers.
    They want us to follow orders, obey their commands, do what we're
    told. Bend over and get fucked and LIKE IT!

    We're being savaged by a twisted society that is full of assholes who
    think they know what's best for us. Well I say FUCK THEM!

    I decide what I want out of life! I decide what's best for me! Not
    some lame-fuck loser in a suit with a bad haircut and a phoney smile.

    This handbook is for those of you who want to prepare for the day
    when you must strike back against the assassins of our freedoms and
    civil rights. If they think they're going to have an easy time
    fucking us over, I got news for them.

    As a member of the grassy knoll marksman's society (only three
    members) and as a rogue agent of the secret government and a 20th
    level archmage of the Illuminati, I know whereof I speak.

    This book is for you. It was written by those who believe in the
    importance of knowing how to fight tyranny.

    In this manual, you will know many useful things related to being a
    Secret Agent of Anarchy.
  
    Copy it freely, but be careful of who sees it. They're watching.
  
                                                   -The Spook-

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    This file is separated into sections: Funding techniques, Anarchy,
    Phreaking, Drugs. Since everyone has a different way of printing out
    files, I have added ANSI bars to seperate the articles. You should
    place a hard page break where the double bars are.


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               ³   F U N D I N G   T E C H N I Q U E S   ³
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    Before you begin your career, you're going to need money. Here are
    some tips on how to get some if you don't already have it.
  
    DISCLAIMER: I'd like to remind everyone that this in no way suggests
    that I use these techniques. This is just information I've obtained
    and am passing on. I'm already rich from my covert activities, so
    these funding techniques are for emergencies only.

    Important note:  If you get busted, the penalty is stiff so if you
    want to enter the realm of fraud, do it knowing you're on your own.