The Essence of Terrorism

    Welcome! In the following text I will attempt to explain to you the
    way of Anarchy and how to be an Anarchist. One major section of
    Anarchy is terrorism. Terrorism is to me the best thing ever to grace
    man's path. Personally I love terrorism because, well, I really hate
    strangers. Sometimes I'll decide to blow someone's car or house or
    even the person all together just because they don't look right.
  
    Terrorism defined as "mass-organized ruthlessness" and a terrorist is
    defined as "one who rules by terror." Both of these descriptions are
    fairly accurate but to me terrorism is the hatred of all good,
    organization, love, and anything liked by normal morons who live in
    our disgusting society we all call free! Therefore terrorism is the
    destruction of society. I love that! To be a terrorist you must have
    this attitude!
  
    Don't read any farther unless you are a terrorist. Well, now the we
    all have the understanding of terrorism we can begin. Note: you don't
    have to kill to be a terrorist. Just be sure you love love to cause
    terror!

    Section Two: Simple Terrorism

    Before I write anymore I must tell you I'm writing this article
    because I wish to spread terroristic ideals. Also I wish to tell you
    that Black Hand Society rules. Well, on with it. The following are
    some of my own little goodies that I like to do once in a while. This
    article does not explain how to make destruction devices or any of
    that kind of stuff. That will be covered by others.
  
    And finally one more thing; I find experimentation is best when
    trying to terrorize someone or something. Here we go!
  
    [1] SHOPLIFTING

    Ahhh...my favorite. Here is the best and most economical way to
    obtain anything you desire: Shoplifting! One note: this is highly
    dangerous in these days of hidden cameras and microphones so be very
    careful and if all else fails and you're caught but some stupid moron
    of a "store-detective" just be sure to keep a cube of "potassium
    chloride plastic explosives" with so you can light it while the moron
    has you by the arm and is taking you wherever it is they take you
    when your caught. Well on to some safety clauses. For one always be
    silent while shoplifting as of the microphones (if any). Next always
    look for two-way mirrors, black spots on any store walls, and most of
    all people who stay in a store for more than an hour- They're Narcs !
    And now for some advanced techniques. One I find to be fun is to
    stuff my jacket then go up to the register and then buy something
    small ! That really confuses the people. Another trick is to have
    your friend buy something while you talk to him and at the same time
    have a goodie right in your own hand then just walk out of the store
    still talking with your friend. One last thing- bagging goods with
    stuff you already bought is stupid unless the store doesn't give
    receipts but what the f--k is you're good enough!

    [2] ILLEGAL ENTRY

    Another of my favorites. What is there really to say about illegal
    entry except for it is a great way to attract attention to a
    neighborhood. I mean with all the cops that come around the next day.
    Also this is a great way to obtain valuable goodies like electronic
    equipment. One thing never do this in your own neighborhood because
    you won't be able to use the goodies you obtain.
  
    Never break into a house with people in it if you are trying to
    obtain goodies and also never break into a house with an alarm.
    Always observe the area you're going to break into before entering
    and look through the window next to the front door to see if they
    have an alarm. There are several ways to break in: One is to lock
    pick your way through but to the novice this may take time and years
    of learning but one advantage is that it is real silent and
    undetectable. Another way is to use the BB gun Ice pick method. First
    bring your BB gun (pistol preferable) and shoot a small hole next to
    the lock. Then use the Ice pick or some other device to undo the lock
    on the window. Never leave anything of yours at the scene. Catalog
    numbers and the like are traced quickly.
  
    One final way to enter is to just crash the window with a stick. This
    is really noisy but fun. If you want to do this the target window
    should be next to another noisy place like a street or something.
    Also don't spend to much time in the place after entering and most
    off wear gloves and a black suit and always enter a night. One
    more,thing I find it enjoyable to paint some type of remark or
    sarcastic saying (real big of course) on one of the main walls. Such
    an example would be a certain symbol like a pentagram or a saying
    like "fuck off" (simple but suggestive) or to be creative "you have
    bad taste in panties and curtains" or my favorite "pigs have little
    dicks." Most of all be creative when signing you're little messages
    usually I sign them by putting "You're worst dream" and "love, John".
    You may find it wasteful to write such messages but personally I
    think terrorism should be funny, sarcastic, and confusing. Two more
    things: try not to leave any trace of yourself such as articles of
    your clothing or even your blood (you might cut yourself if you break
    the window). And if you consider yourself a common thief, DON'T! You
    are an Anarchist and a Terrorist!
      
    [3] ASSORTED FUN

    Here are other simple things you might like to do:

    A) Enter a place with people in it and sneak up them and then totally
    surprise the fuck out of them while they're sleeping. You might do
    this by screaming and hollering at the foot of their bed or by
    setting their bedroom curtain on fire and then scream and holler at
    the foot of their bed. Scream "Get out the house! There's a fucking
    fire!" Just be sure these people don't have gunes and you have a
    quick exit route. One way to be sure of this is case their house
    ahead of time. If you find a gun near the bed, unload it or fuck up
    the firing pin so it can't be fired. That way you have the drop on
    them. In any event, this one is dangerous.

    If the husband is away on business, you might decide to pretend to be
    the husband and molest the wife while she's sleeping. Think of the
    possibilities. Pretending to be the husband is my favorite
    because....well I'm horny. I start off by gently massaging the
    women's breast and then taking my other hand and venturing into
    beaver land !
  
    Another thing I find enjoyable is if the the women is alone in the
    house I do the above but when she wakes up I simply knock her out
    with the stick I used to break in with. If you plan to do this be
    sure that as soon as she opens her eyes you give her a swift blow to
    the head. Don't wait for her to scream for God's sake! Better yet, if
    you have some, put a LIGHT dose of cloroform on a rag and make her
    breath it. As soon as she passes out, take it away as it can kill
    her. Another means of subduing a woman is fear. Pint a gun or knife
    at her head while stuffing a rag in her mouth and make her submit. A
    good method is to handcuff them before they wake up so they can't
    fight you too easily.
  
    After you have her subdued, fuck her to your heart's content. One more
    thing if you're really horny I suggest you tie her up and then wait
    for her to wake. Put a ball gag in her mouth, or improvise with a
    rubber ball and some duct tape.

    Tie her with her legs spread for maximum access. If you're into anal
    sex, tie her face down. Just be sure she doesn't get a good look at
    your face. Wear a stocking or pantyhose on your head or a ski mask.
  
    Oh, and be sure to practice safe sex. Heh heh...
  
    Note: I do not consider this rape! It is not! It is terrorist tension
    relief. Also it was done under pleasant circumstances.

    B) Letting the air out of people's car tires has always been fun but
    I prefer to blow the tires up with impact explosives better. Also I
    recommend blowing up the whole car. This is not only fun but it makes
    great reading light. May I also suggest you do the above before you
    read the rest of the manual. That way after you blow the car up you
    can sit next to a great reading light and read some more of this
    manual while the car burns. And finally one more thing- I love to
    watch the people scurrying trying to put the car out. I mean if they
    had any brains they would not it is impossible especially if you put
    a buck of Napalm in their front seat. Also I suggest you paint the
    ground surrounding the car with impact explosives. That way when the
    car blows up (or just starts on fire) as soon as the people run to
    the car and watch it burn they'll step on the dried explosives and
    blow themselves up. Note: This is really cruel but what the hell!
    You're a terrorist!

    C) Lastly, suggest you...well fuck I'll let you create your own
    little goodies for you to do. I've given you a start now go out and
    experiment! Note: I have lots more but I don't want to give away all
    my secrets.

    Section Three: Destruction (and death as a result)

    Many of you I suspect don't want to become murderers so I suggest you
    don't read any further. It takes a great hatred to kill a human being
    and I highly recommend you don't do it. Not only is it really evil
    but you will have severe guilt trips and may even commit suicide as a
    result. Personally I don't care anymore and could give a fuck about
    everything, but occasionally I do regret all the things I've done.
    Please don't read the rest of the artical unless for entertainment
    purposes otherwise welcome to the world of Hell. (ha ha ha!)