EFFECTIVE NECK-BREAKING TECHNIQUES

  
                 *Crossneck*

    This method will only work if you are much taller (1 1/2 - 2 feet)
    than your target, or the target is sitting down (guards, teachers,
    etc.)

    Approach the target from the behind SLOWLY as not to startle, then
    place your left arm around the neck, and the right arm across the
    neck (over the left) and grab your upper-left arm with your right
    arm.  Move the right arm upward sharply, and the left arm left firmly
    around the neck.  Pop the neck out of the spinal cord, and separate
    the head from the rest of the body. The neck should be quite
    twistable now.  Damage the spinal cord, so the victim has little/no
    hope for survival.  Don't even think about whipping out a knife.
  
    This method is for killing without leaving a single mark.

                   *Throat demolition*

    When using this technique, be sure to rid your conscience of any
    regrets while attempting this.  You will be staring your victim eye-
    to-eye, and you don't want to cower out.  Your victim will have a
    scared-shitless look of "Why me?" They will look so innocent, it
    might make you chicken out.  Check out "The Cypher's guide to the
    elimination of the conscience" if you have these problems.  It could
    mean the difference between life and death...

    Creep up to your mark while they are leaning over (reading, loading
    gun, etc.) Stare down at what they're doing by their RIGHT side, then
    place the left arm around the neck from the underside. In other
    words, extend the right arm under their chin, then reach back around
    to the back of the head.  Grab the neck tightly, place your shoulder
    on their chest, flip them over onto the table or floor, then punch
    them AS HARD AS YOU CAN right in the throat.

    I'm not sadistic (yeah, sure, you say,) and I am somewhat of an
    animal lover, but a good way to practice this technique is with pigs.
    Go down to any forestry project, and then find out where some of the
    pigs are...  This will not be too hand to do.  Just look for severe
    underbrush.  Wait, and they will come. Ambush from behind, and the
    pigs neck is yours.  Im not sure if this kind of hunting is legal
    (bare hands) but it is essential for proper exercises in the art of
    the elimination of the conscience.